So the following story did not happen to me. But to a good friend named, "A." She did give me permission to share it will you all.
Her boyfriend at the time asked if she was up for a road trip to Montana. She did not have the kids that day so she thought that sounded good. I mean, who would not want to spend a few hours with their boyfriend on a drive. Could be fun, right?
So he shows up and has a large briefcase the resembles a piece of luggage. Does not say anything about it and "A" does not either.
I told her he could have had a body in there! She said she thought it was filled with gold!! ha ha ha But "A" also believes in fairies and unicorns. (well not really, but you get the point) She kept thinking about that bag full of gold the whole trip. She was too shy to actually ask, and figured if he wanted her to know he would have told her. But still......GOLD?? Sure, because everyone wonders around the middle of Montana with suitcases full of gold.
She said it was a pretty quiet trip with her mind otherwise occupied.
Eventually they came to a small town in the middle of nowhere. Which we all know is how every horror movie begins. They pulled up in front of a bank. She waited in the car while he hauled out the bag, met a man at the door and went it. Holy Crap, she is gonna be in the get away car!!
A bit later he came out and hoped back in the car. He turned to her and said, "Thank you for not asking about what was in the bag. I really appreciate that." He then had her hold out her hand and put in two pieces of GOLD!! The bag was actually full of gold!! "A" said he even had red hair and a beard. Hmmmm. Maybe there are such things a Leprechauns.......